charlottelabouff:

[starfire voice] MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WISH TO PARTAKE

youdontlanadelsay:

medusa is a really cool drug, gets you stoned really fast

Straight White Boy Problem #462

lemonlade:

straightwhiteboyproblems:

my phone ran out of battery so i cant play 2048 and none of my friends are in this class. school is so boring……..i guess its time for me to show my skills *starts banging on table rhythmically with a pencil until teacher asks me to stop*

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth