I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
im going to be this father
gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*
- Pisces (zodiacsociety)
911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?
me: help!! i lost my virginity!!
911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..
me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !
911: ohhh! xD
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
I’M SO MAD
MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
AND SHE PULLS UP THIS
It is so sad that society has to classify everyone through race, politics, religion, nationality, grades, hobbies & rumors. I wish everyone would be truly free to be what they want to be without being judged or monitored. As if grades reflected intelligence, as if religion reflected one’s entirety, as if the color of the skin reflected behavior and hobbies, and as if politics reflected one’s mentality. Fuck no. Fuck your labels.
There is so much more beauty than tragedy in the world. There is so much more good than bad. Life can be scary, but you need to think positively. You need to appreciate the small things, and focus on the love and joy. Look past the hate, and look past the fear. You will be much happier.